Titty, Dick and Brains!

Once upon a time in a land not so far lived three 'soldiers'..Titty, Dick and Brains!
Each one with their own charm and their own tactics, beating the days with their will and gumption. Oh its just 2 months..we'll get through it. Standing by each other they promised to make it through and to make the "land" their own.
Titty rode the mighty horses, which zipped through the land unknown....engaging new enemies each day to get to the battlefield before the rest. Dick and Brains stormed through masses like swords of steal, maintained their calm to not let those around realise the fire burning in them. They pushed and shoved their way in and out of moving death to reach the battlefield of the unaware.
United by goblets of hot fluids and sweet surprise in a chamber they believed was theirs, strategising their next move "so what are we doing today?" At peace with themselves, they headed to their caves singing softly the belief to stay "forever young" and to meet again.
Each one had an enemy they had to battle. Titty suffered in the hands of the evil Casanova...who vowed to make Titty salve for him till the last hour. Dick had Lord Fluster to shake her and agonise her with constant opposing statements, she felt lost and frustrated. Brains fought silently each day with Lady Devil, who refused to assist her in her agonising hunt for unknown secrets in the land of the vast seas.
Their stomachs growled, hunger to be satisfied with the most menial of breads...made by the untamed beasts. Little joys like the red chariot for Dick or the Prince Charming of England for Brains kept their hopes alive while they fought the battle of their lives.
A little tavern around the corner, helped them forget their worries for a while, the super heroes and the handsome peasants there helped Titty,Dick and Brains forget the war they were fighting. But it would get over and the gruesomeness of the kingdom would return...stronger and meaner.
But they made it through. Their will and the red buttoned treats in their special place helped them get through.
And as long as they lived, their stories were told and retold in the land "not" so far away.